Welcome to my barrel! Barrels are for storing awesome stuff–like apples–and have an old-timey connotation that is silly and out of place on our modern and high-fallutin’ interwebs. Rather obviously, I am a fan of over-extending the crap out of metaphors…

This version of BarrelOfApples you’re molesting with your eyeballs this very moment is the second incarnation of the site. The original remains the same as it ever was (with lots of photos, poetry, and philosophical stuff nobody cares about) over here. I’m switching to more of a food blog rather than a personal website.

This is where eventually, maybe, I’ll add something about who the heck I am.